99.99% OFF TODAY ONLY (TODAY HAS LASTED 5 YEARS)   |   WARNING: ONLY 3 SPOTS LEFT (THERE HAVE BEEN 3 SPOTS LEFT SINCE 2021)   |   $GRIND +4,200%   |   $SYNERGY +690%   |   $SLEEP -100%   |   $B2B2C2B +12,000%   |   $MYSAVINGS -99.8%   |   $LARI STABLE (IN MY POCKET)
LIMITED TIME: 99.99% OFF
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While you sleep,
I make millions.

Learn the exact B2B SaaS Crypto Growth Framework(TM) that took me from 50 lari to 50 lari in just 6 short months. No experience. No product. No customers. Just vibes and leverage.

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As seen on

My Group Chat A LinkedIn Post (4 likes) Uncle's WhatsApp TEDx (the lobby) A Podcast With 2 Listeners

The numbers don't lie*

*The numbers are entirely made up.

$0.00
Verified monthly recurring revenue (MRR)
100%
Passive (the income, not the effort)
47
Buzzwords per sentence, on average
4:30
AM wake-up time, mentioned in every conversation

What you will master

8 life-changing modules. 0 actionable steps.

MODULE 1

The 4:30 AM Morning Routine

Wake up early, take a cold shower, then post about it. Sleeping is for B2C people.

MODULE 2

Cash-on-Keyboard Photography

Lighting, angles, and the advanced fanning technique that makes 5-lari notes look like a Series A.

MODULE 3

B2B vs B2C vs B2B2C2B

Nobody knows what it means, but it is provocative. It gets the people going.

MODULE 4

Put "AI" In Your Token Name

Instant 40x. Utility optional. Whitepaper written by the same AI.

MODULE 5

Synergizing the Cloud Blockchain

Deploy your SaaS on-chain off-chain cross-chain. Investors love when you say "chain" a lot.

MODULE 6

Leverage: Why 10x Is For Employees

If 1x makes you rich slowly, 100x makes you rich instantly. The math checks out (do not check the math).

MODULE 7

Losses Are Actually Tuition

Reframe your liquidation as an investment in yourself. You are now very educated.

MODULE 8

Selling The Course

The only module that has ever made anyone money. Spoiler: it is this page.

Real* testimonials

*Not real.

*****

"I quit my job after Module 1. I have not found a new one. Five stars, would quit again."

- Dave, Former Employee, Current Founder of Nothing
*****

"I didn't understand a single word, which is how I knew it was advanced material."

- Kevin, Chief Visionary Officer (self-appointed)
*****

"My Lamborghini is a yellow bicycle, but the MINDSET is a Lamborghini."

- Marco, Serial Entrepreneur (2 serials, both cereal)
*****

"Before this course I was broke and confused. Now I am broke and confident."

- Laura, B2B2C Thought Leader
*****

"He showed me the 50 lari photo and I have never been the same."

- Anonymous Friend Who Saw The Group Chat
****

"Lost one star because the course was just him saying 'scale' for 3 hours. But he said it really well."

- Tom, Growth Hacker (hacked nothing, grew nothing)

Choose your destiny

Prices in lari because that is literally all I have. 99.99% discount applied because nobody was buying at full price.

Hustler

500,000 GEL
-99.99%
50 GEL / forever
  • Module 1 (waking up)
  • A motivational quote, printed
  • Access to the group chat where I post screenshots of green candles only

Grindset

4,990,000 GEL
-99.99%
499 GEL / month
  • Everything in Hustler
  • Weekly 1:1 call where I say "it's a long game"
  • Exclusive "SaaS" sticker for your laptop stand
  • Permission to call yourself a founder

Whale

Infinity GEL
-99.99% (still infinity)
Ask our sales team
  • Everything in Grindset
  • Our sales team (there is no sales team)
  • I personally hold your hand while you open a 100x long
  • A photo of you holding money on MY keyboard

Frequently asked questions

Is this a scam?

No, it's a joke. A scam would at least ask for your money. This page can't even do that. There is no form, no wallet, no checkout. Nothing is for sale.

What exactly is B2B SaaS crypto?

Yes.

Do I need any experience?

No. Neither did I. That is the whole point.

How is a 99.99% discount even possible?

Same way the original price was possible: I made it up.

How much can I realistically make?

Based on my own verified results: 50 lari. Possibly 45 after the exchange fee.

Is there a money-back guarantee?

There is a money-back guarantee in the sense that you never gave me any money, so you already have it back.

Why are you awake while I sleep?

Bad sleep hygiene and a 100x long on SOL.